after all it was you and me

corgisandboobs:

ladybaggins:

kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally

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Title: Rolex
Artist: Iggy Azalea
Played: 7688 times

flowerpetalsofdoom:

"Rolex" - Iggy Azalea


rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

“JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE”

walter white in any given episode (via lordoftheinternet)

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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