think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
don’t worry, i wrote a rap specifically for this occasion
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
I’m pretty sure Chick-fil-A is a major food group.